We don’t respond to complaints. It’s our motto.

…and also, please think twice about going out and getting drunk and showing your parts to the world because we have  much better shit to do then clean up your nasty habits. Either embrace that evil lady that lives in your crotch or go read a book. Whatever you do, don’t email us about it. I’m mad just having to write this.

There’s a film called “L’amour dure trois ans.” Translation: “Love lasts three years.” Now go be an idiot.

But if you must…