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We don’t respond to complaints. It’s our motto.

…and also, please think twice about going out and getting drunk and showing your parts to the world because we have ┬ámuch better shit to do then clean up your nasty habits. Either embrace that evil lady that lives in your crotch or go read a book. Whatever you do, don’t email us about it. I’m mad just having to write this.

There’s a film called “L’amour dure trois ans.” Translation: “Love lasts three years.” Now go be an idiot.

But if you must…


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